A 92 year old man goes to the doctor for a physical. After a thorough exam by the Dr. he is pronounced OK for a man 92 years old. The man then asks; "What about my sperm count?" The Dr. looks around and says "You're 92, does it really matter?" The Old Guy gets agitated and says again, louder, What about my sperm count? So the Dr. goes to his desk takes out a specimen cup and gives it to the man. He tells the man "Go home and do your thing and bring me a sample, and we'll check it! The next day the man returns to the Dr.’s office with an empty jar! The Dr. asks what happened and the man says: Well, I went into the bathroom at home and I tried for a while with my right hand, and then I tried with my left hand, and then my wife came in and she tried with both her hands, and then with her teeth in, and then with her teeth out... and neither one of us could get the lid off the jar!
Gettting a physical?
pmsl very funny hun . have an ikkle star xx
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