Monday, April 20, 2009

Is interracial dating wrong, for Muppets?

Animal, the drummer from Dr. Teeth%26#039;s band, has asked me out on a date. He%26#039;s clearly a monster, and I%26#039;m a humanoid puppet. Do you think it will work, religiously speaking? I%26#039;m already having a hard time understanding him, and I hear he beats it a lot.

Is interracial dating wrong, for Muppets?
ok do u think you got issues/ pray and let Jesus in your heart and u will know-the truth will set u free-peace in Jesus love and care and amazing grace-thanks-david
Reply:will you be having meth or crack this evening
Reply:yes
Reply:it%26#039;s wrong in so many ways. that%26#039;s why you should do it.
Reply:Swine and amphibians are perfect for each other.
Reply:Oh, congratulations, Prairie Dawn! Don%26#039;t forget that you could have any Muppet you want....But, I think this will actually be very good for you. Animal is a very caring and sensitive guy under all that rough, tough exterior. The language barrier will only hold you back if you let it. I%26#039;m sure that you could teach him do sign language for some of the words that are hard for him to say. As for the religious side of it, Maybe the two of you could go see a minister for some counseling...Or a rabbi....Or a priest...Or a midwife...Or an electrician...Or a Jedi...And as for him beating it?? I%26#039;m sure that won%26#039;t effect his performance...Muppets and monsters can go all night....


And if Oscar becomes green with envy, or if Big Bird%26#039;s tail feathers get all ruffled, or if Cookie Monster or Telly give you any crap about it, they are jealous, cut them a break, PD, let%26#039;s not forget that you are the hottest muppet out there, you are always bound to cause a stir....



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