How can I convince my Dr. that?

Gastric bypass surgery is one of those preventative measures kind of like getting sealants on your kids teeth? With the Holidays here and all the snackcakes I have been eating off of Nasty I am concerned about weight gain. I have a physical this afternoon and I would like to have a clear plan and possibly a pie chart or something to show at my appointment. So hurry up please.

How can I convince my Dr. that?
I am trying to start a lipo fund, no one on Y!A wants to help me, they were just mean. I think we should just fund each others...
Reply:Not true
Reply:Sorry sweetie, unless you%26#039;re 100 lbs or more overweight, it would be unethical for him to do it, and could possibley lose his liscence.
Reply:a psychiatric report might help your gp take you seriously
Reply:Gee. What a great idea. I could use it if I wanted to quit drinking. Which I don%26#039;t. But maybe you could tell him you have some weird addiction. Doctors have all kinds of advice for people who%26#039;re addicts. My doctor%26#039;s always telling me to cut back on the booze and drugs. But he%26#039;s an alcoholic and he gives me a lot of the drugs. Go figure!
Reply:drool while you%26#039;re explaining how much food you normally eat.
Reply:I don%26#039;t think she would argue with you if you wanted to get the %26quot;reduced fat%26quot; Little Debbies... they%26#039;re less greasy.





Instead of a pie chart, show him pictures of all the pies you plan to eat over the holidays...
Reply:You don%26#039;t need the surgery. I think its fun to find the swiss cake rolls between fat rolls. It makes the delicious cake more enjoyable.
Reply:make sure you tell them that you need it badly or your die if you dont have it.
Reply:Why don%26#039;t you opt for a much less dangerous procedure like swallowing a tapeworm. I%26#039;m sure it would be less expensive, too. I%26#039;ll bet you can find %26#039;em on Ebay. Oh, sure there%26#039;ll be some negatives like diarrhea and abdominal pain but nothing compared to a major invasive surgery. Plus.... its entirely reversible. Once the holidays are over... just check yourself into one of those swanky health retreats for a nice, relaxing colon cleansing procedure. Voila!!.. guilt free holiday.
Reply:Nasty is easy to please. She thinks you%26#039;re just fine.


Your avatar%26#039;s hair makes you look skinny. You are having a good avatar hair day.


A pie chart sounds deelicious! But I%26#039;d say go with a tapeworm or terrifying flu-like virus to avoid the scarring of bypass surgery.
Reply:i just came cause when I did a search for %26quot;pie%26quot; it tagged this q.
Reply:how bout goin on a diet to lose weight?!?!



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